Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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