Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You did what with his pubic hair?
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