I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
How does one acquire holy water?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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