I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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