thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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