My hair reeks of homosexuality.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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