Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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