You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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