There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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