We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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