I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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