I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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