Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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