My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
