Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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