Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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