I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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