Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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