I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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