Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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