My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're a waste of cheezeits
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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