I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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