did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
