So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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