You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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