I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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