Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
