the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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