what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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