Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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