this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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