Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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