she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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