what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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