"it" just moved
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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