everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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