Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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