god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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