I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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