hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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