At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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