I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
it hurts more in the daytime
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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