WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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