I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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