is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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