a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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