I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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