Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My liver is preforming stress tests.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
