evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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