Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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