trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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