BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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