Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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